I know this probably sounds weird, but I had a bout of guilt and paranoia after I wrote a comment in response to Amanda Roses description of how she feels her hen house is clean enough for her two kids (following my August 12 post about the NY Ag & Markets hearing). I suggested that, given what the California Department of Food and Agriculture is doing to the private petting zoo/ag project in Napa, she might want to keep an eye out for CDFA agents. Then I found myself wondering if I was actually putting Amanda at risk (though I also have a good sense that Amanda knows how to protect herself).

I havent had such intense feelings since late October 2006, when I was nervous about reporting on Richard Hebrons alternative delivery arrangements for the Family Farms Cooperative in Ann Arbor, in the wake of the Michigan Department of Agricultures huge sting and confiscation of Richards raw milk products a few weeks earlier. Then I thought to myself, maybe Ive been writing this blog for too long.

Any concerns that I might be getting carried away went by the board after I spoke with Mark Nolt earlier today in Pennsylvania. The Pennsylvania Department of Agriculture has made Mark its poster boy for the down side of operating without a raw milk permiteven though dozens of Pennsylvania dairy farmers are known to do soby twice raiding his farm and confiscating expensive dairy equipment.

Such raids are usually preceded by visits from ag department goons, and it turns out Mark has had two such visits in just the last few weeks. Three weeks ago a man Mark didnt recognize came in looking for milk. I asked him, Did Bill send you? Bill, of course, is Bill Chirdon, director of the PDA’s Bureau of Food Safety and Laboratory Services. The man turned beet red and left.

That screwup must have stirred lots of high-level late-night strategizing at PDA, because last week, a PDA agent tried again. Actually, it was a plainclothes Pennsylvania State Police agent, Kirk Perkins. But this time, instead of confronting Mark, the cop waited till Mark wasnt minding the farms dairy store, and entered while one of Marks sons was waiting on customers.

Perkins told Marks son that Jonas Stoltzfus, a nearby dairy farmer and friend of Mark, had recommended Mark as a source of raw milk. Believing the agent, Marks son sold Perkins two gallons of raw milk. Not surprisingly, Jonas is hopping mad about having his name used to deceive.

PDA actually described the Perkins milk buy as part of a motion it filed last week in Pennsylvania state court, seeking a permanent injunction against Mark to bar him from selling raw dairy products. It was under a temporary injunction in force through June, along with citations it issued against Mark, that PDA raided Marks dairy last summer, and again this past spring. Except this time, says Mark, the word around is that the PDA plans to arrest and jail him.

Now that the word is out that a raid and arrest are likely, Chirdon and the gang that couldnt shoot straight will no doubt be forced into even more heavy-duty strategizing. How are they going to get around all the friends of Mark who will now be posted to keep an eye out for the PDA caravan?

You can be sure the PDA will be burning the midnight oil on this one. But heres one idea for Chirdon: dress your guys up as storm troopers, with extra heavy boots, and take some videos you can use to impress new recruits about PDAs professionalism. Oh yes, and dont forget to return the expensive cheese-making equipment and Joel Salatin book (“Everything I Want to Do Is Illegal”) your guys stole from Mark last time around.